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Definitions by JOHN

family of yours
My kinfolk own that land.
kinfolk by John October 18, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death 

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.
Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>
Blue Screen Of Death by John October 18, 2003
white man that becomes severly colorblind, and not only appears to himself as black, but actually begins to believe he is black. In trying to fit in with "their people" they act black and listen to rap music. Whiggers have caused the mass unification of all races to erraticate the whigger.
whigger by John October 18, 2003
To accidentally exhale when taking a hit from a bong or marijuana pipe, causing the weed to fly out of the device.
Dude, you biffed it! Now we gotta pack it again and there's a burn mark in the carpet. Good one, asshole!
Biff by John October 12, 2003

schmoopie 

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.
My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.
schmoopie by John October 12, 2003
i am so quilly she passed out
quilly by john October 8, 2003
A line of coke
Lets go do a liñea
Hook up a liñea
liñea by John October 6, 2003