bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 09, 2007

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

The Sims

a video game where you can get people to do almost ANYTHING
but be carful with the wife she is pretty strict.

the sims pc

by john November 09, 2003

broke dick

Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

by John January 27, 2004

Halo

another term for weed, marijuana, pot, etc. used as a code word in front of parents

aye yo man, lets go play some halo.....

by John January 14, 2005

rebel flag

The confederait battle flag that is proudly waved by southern people to show there proud of southern heritage. it is NOT a racist flag!

Hey look at drew waving the rebel flag showing his pride of the south

by john April 05, 2004