JOHN's definitions

'64

1.'64 Impala; Usually a lowrider

"Damn that ni*ga's '64 is off the hook!"

by John December 10, 2003

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

Peen Cut

One a person has a san diego bowl cut, That is off kilter that makes his head look like a penis. AkA the lloyd christmas

Guy walks in your classroom. Jason "damn look at that peeeen cut!"

by John January 24, 2005

whorean

(n). A Korean whore.

1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.

by John May 13, 2005

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 8, 2003