JOE BLOW's definitions

stinkbomb

1. John Scabowzki
2. Smelly Polish Bastard
3. Are person at the slut who can't afford pitstick and wreaks of bo and immigant home cooking.

Stunkbomb presented the psp at work yes.

by joe blow December 5, 2004

shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

by Joe Blow November 25, 2004

moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.

I love to see moist joyce

by joe blow November 11, 2004

unauthorised hottie

An individual that isnt exactly classified as hot or attractive but there is something about them that makes them irresistible or sexy.

"Martin is fucking hott!"
"I cant pin point it.. but something about that guy that makes him hot as."

by Joe Blow July 6, 2004

fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.

Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

sexual being

A person who has a very sexual nature or is of sexual character most of the time. Usually are dirty minded and have a high sex drive. Can also refer to a very attractive man or woman.

Woah.. that woman is one sexual being.. did you see the way she was walking?

Astrid is one sexual being.. bloody awesome in bed!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004