JOE BLOW's definitions

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.

I love to see moist joyce

by joe blow November 11, 2004

propaganda

sound from liberals when their mouth moves

how can you tell when fat teddy k is lying? his lips are moving.

by joe blow May 13, 2005

dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

by joe blow March 3, 2004

unauthorised hottie

An individual that isnt exactly classified as hot or attractive but there is something about them that makes them irresistible or sexy.

"Martin is fucking hott!"
"I cant pin point it.. but something about that guy that makes him hot as."

by Joe Blow July 6, 2004