JOE's definitions

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

beer

Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.

michael's uncle.

by joe April 16, 2003

triple h

what a nasty person has. refers to 'the hep, herp and hiv' (hepatitus, herpes, h.i.v.)

That bitch is triple h.

by Joe March 12, 2003

bellingham

Bellingham, WA Last major town on the west coast before hitting Canada. This place has more serial killers than black people.

Take the offramp up here in Bellingham, I need to take a leak.

by joe December 24, 2003

parkie

a cool person who goes to park yay park!!!!!!!!!

Jo is a parkie. He's so cool.

by Joe February 2, 2005

Alon

Great guy who macks every fine women out there and is never short of play!

Look here cones Alon. Lets look at his fuck list today, maybe its longer then yesterday

by JOE February 28, 2003

venom

A completely badass marvel hero/villan depending on how you look at it. has some weird ass symbiot suit thats all black with the exception of a spider design on his chest and back.

Venom is going to be in spiderman 3 and I hope he fucks spiderman up.

by Joe April 27, 2004