JOE's definitions

load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?

by Joe April 7, 2003

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004

shota

The best man on earth

O gosh, I love you you are such a SHOTA!

by Joe October 1, 2003

t'other

Contraction, short for 'the other',

"Was that you I saw in town t'other evening?"

Pissed of guy: "Did you steal my ipod?"
Thief: "No it was t'other guy."

by Joe January 29, 2005

interesting

When a fat girl sends you an e-mail from an online dating service and states you sound 'interisting' to boost her self-esteem because she messed up by pressing the wrong button, and felt awkward.

"I read your profile and you sound interisting"

by joe January 2, 2004

slackcore

hardcore slacking for those who are lazy basterds

that kid prucks is fully slackcore

by Joe March 1, 2005