JM 's definitions

yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

by JM May 13, 2005

Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.

Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.

by JM March 18, 2004

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

by jm February 15, 2005

rap

75% of the word "crap"

Retarded people listen to rap cause they stupid.

by JM May 13, 2005

beton

French word created by reversing the first and last syllable of the word tom-ber. Slang style popularised by the cult song "Laisse beton" ... or "Let it slide".

by JM August 3, 2003

abercrombie & fitch

Clothing for those who try to fit in, established in 1892. It is expensive, but you are just payin for a name, not quality.

Young, check out Jon Orndorff, he got the new abercrombie & fitch jacket, that man is a fag.

by JM October 24, 2003