dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by Jim February 26, 2005

dogpile

a search engine that helps you find what you need like porn, music,wrestling.

i searched on dogpile and found some great naked hot girls.

by jiM March 12, 2005

ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

by Jim April 2, 2005

popely

acting like the pope

"that guy is quite popely

by jim May 7, 2005

submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 8, 2003

jim wright

Former congressional Speaker of the House from right near Ft. Worth, Texas. An extreme liberal who hated Newt Gingrich because was all that back in the day.

Jim Wright sucked big balls.

by Jim April 10, 2006

peeniehole

Another word for penis or peepee.peeniehole

Look at my peeniehole.

by jim March 30, 2005