stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 01, 2003

toofah

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.

The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.

by Jim July 23, 2003

lds

limp dick syndrome...............................

seeing one of henrys ex's naked... or clothed... either way its sick

by jim January 03, 2005

hike

To steal. The act of robbing the posessions of another

Some punk hiked my bag from work the other day, causing me great nause

by jim June 10, 2005

salad shooter

One who is gay

Wow, that guy was a salad shooter on the cooking show!

by Jim May 14, 2003

g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.

You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!

by Jim December 05, 2004

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004