weekins

A week and a half, either ten or eleven days.

"You've missed a lot while you were gone over the weekins."

by Jim July 10, 2005

truckers

n. stimulant pills to keep you awake. derived from truckers choice.

"I took some truckers so I could study 24/7 for exams."

by jim June 25, 2003

jime

jizz in my eye

by jim January 16, 2003

hang dilly

a man's nut sack.

The man's hang dilly was shaven by his mate.

by Jim December 09, 2003

Trunkslut

A female that likes it when a guy puts his junk in her trunk, aka Anal. Nicer way of saying Buttslut or Ass Whore

That girl over there likes it in the butt, she is a trunkslut.

by Jim January 01, 2005

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

patoiang

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.

damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.

by jim March 04, 2005