JIm's definitions

Ass Terrorist

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.

I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.

by Jim April 4, 2003

breezy

a female that deserves to be slapped

finding out your girl is pregnant and its not yours

by Jim April 10, 2003

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

Sack Crazy

When one is obsessed with learning various insults, compliments, situations, and other appropriate paraphenalic vocabulary dealing with one's sack

Jesus fucking Christ, I just learned twenty new sack words on urbandictionary.com... I've gone SACK CRAZY

by Jim August 31, 2003

patoiang

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.

damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.

by jim May 13, 2005

frobnitz

Any widget used in computer hardware (baically the geek's synonym for "thingamajig" or "whatzit".

Stick that frobnitz in that mainframe over there.

by Jim November 6, 2003

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004