JIMBOB's definitions

Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

Shaun Dean

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

Ambo

A small Amit Patel Variant used as small attack dogs

Im gonna get my ambo to rip your balls off jimbob

by JimBob December 25, 2003

dipan

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.

oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot

by JimBob December 25, 2003

strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high

Top thrill dragster at Cedar Point

by Jimbob January 9, 2005

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003