by JimBob December 25, 2003

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.
by JimBob December 25, 2003

by Jimbob October 31, 2003

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.
1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"
"Ask Fatlock"
2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."
"nNice going, Fatlock"
"Ask Fatlock"
2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."
"nNice going, Fatlock"
by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003
