JIMBOB's definitions

bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

by jimbob November 15, 2002

286

A 16-bit processor from the eighties. Usually ranging from 8-12mhz, and is x86 compliant. (Only compatable with previous models -obviously-)

Strong Bad has never owned a 286.

by JimBob May 13, 2005

invasian

the asian invasion combined into one "dope ass" word

jerry's eyes are so slanted, he must be part of the invasian

by jimbob February 15, 2003

dope ass

having a good looking ass.

1. kelly's got one dope ass

2. emanuel's donkey is one dope ass

by jimbob February 15, 2003

buttsex

anal sex.

my penis feels warm and good when i have buttsex with kelly.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003