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absoulte and compelete wanker who knows nothing of the world outside the rich and easy life his fathers oil money provided for him.
there is so much anti-bush propaganda going around and most of it is from america. americans say how stupid he is but he has been voted in for a second term as president...by americans...what does that say about the american people?
by jimbo January 4, 2005
Get the george w bush mug.A real friend is someone who:
a)it's okay to fart in front of.
b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.
c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back
d)you'll actually call up do stuff.
a)it's okay to fart in front of.
b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.
c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back
d)you'll actually call up do stuff.
Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!
Bob and Jim are friends.
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!
Bob and Jim are friends.
by Jimbo December 14, 2004
Get the Friend mug.Home planet of the eVo race.
The Island of eVo can be found on Pluto, the planet which recently was disgarded from our solar system because it's shit.
eVoVia consists of 1 island, on this island there are the eVovians: see water based creatures
The land is ran by: Chinese - to make rice.
Prof. Jim: Creates inventions to benifit those of the island: see Magnetic Road Surface and/or Druggie
The Jesus: Founder of the Temple Of Ja, situated on eVo peak: see Huge Mountain and/or Stoner
John: The pimp of eVoVia, he seeks to pwnage women 24/7: see God's Gift and/or LSD fan
Not many people have returned from eVo island to tell the tale, this is because eVo island is so good that you woulden't wish to return to this dump ever again.
More info: see Stoners . Druggies . Suicidal . Overactive Imagination . Crime Scene Investigatiors . Loonies . evo.org.uk
The Island of eVo can be found on Pluto, the planet which recently was disgarded from our solar system because it's shit.
eVoVia consists of 1 island, on this island there are the eVovians: see water based creatures
The land is ran by: Chinese - to make rice.
Prof. Jim: Creates inventions to benifit those of the island: see Magnetic Road Surface and/or Druggie
The Jesus: Founder of the Temple Of Ja, situated on eVo peak: see Huge Mountain and/or Stoner
John: The pimp of eVoVia, he seeks to pwnage women 24/7: see God's Gift and/or LSD fan
Not many people have returned from eVo island to tell the tale, this is because eVo island is so good that you woulden't wish to return to this dump ever again.
More info: see Stoners . Druggies . Suicidal . Overactive Imagination . Crime Scene Investigatiors . Loonies . evo.org.uk
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
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When Jimbo noticed the little Alpha harassing an innocent woman, he knocked him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp.
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
Get the Alpha mug.Master Yau brought the style to Britain when he came here in 1961. In 1972 the British Kung Fu Association was set up, and Master Yau being the current keeper of the Lau Gar style was invited to be chief instructor. Subsequently Lau Gar has become Britain's most popular (and widespread) form of Chinese boxing.
by Jimbo December 7, 2004
Get the Lau Gar mug.1) An individual bearing a physical/practical/philosophical resemblance to a failed menstrual defence instrument.
2) A disreputable publiation eg) Kerrang/Cuntrag/Fannyrag.
2) A disreputable publiation eg) Kerrang/Cuntrag/Fannyrag.
by Jimbo November 19, 2004
Get the fannyrag mug.a person who is overobsessive with a car which is normally an import and doestn deserve such obsession, a person who washes their car multiple times in one week
by jimbo November 14, 2004
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