up in

The act of violating one's personal space, often used with the verb "nosing"

My mom totally found my stash when she was nosing up in my room, now I'm grounded for life + forever. alternately That chick I met was hot, but then she started nosing all up in my sex life, and I don't want her to know that Jennie might have gonorrhea, so I slap her upside the head and she don't be nosin' up in anything.

by Jimbo December 01, 2003

Bush

Illegally elected President of the US, redneck puppet of an incompetent and corrupt administration. Can't speak English let alone govern the worlds largest military power, prone to making mistakes such as invading sovereign nations illegally.

See also twat

"They misunderestimated me"

by Jimbo September 10, 2004

hail damage

Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind

She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.

by JIMBO October 08, 2003

Lemon

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

by jimbo January 26, 2005

george w bush

absoulte and compelete wanker who knows nothing of the world outside the rich and easy life his fathers oil money provided for him.

there is so much anti-bush propaganda going around and most of it is from america. americans say how stupid he is but he has been voted in for a second term as president...by americans...what does that say about the american people?

by jimbo January 04, 2005

pasting

When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.

Aw man, You just got pasted!

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Apple-Cider

When one is so respected, one seems to be an insider when one is not.

I wish someone would adopt that apple-cider, i-luv-sara.

by Jimbo December 21, 2003