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A general name for any man who uses his money to get sex and attention from women. Usually through gifts, cash, expensive dates, favors, rides, etc.
Like a John, except not with prostitutes.
More like a Mitch.

Trick
Off
Master
"Yea, T.O.M. over here, gave that stripper his whole paycheck last night! What a dumbass!"

"That girl doesn;t even like you, she's just playin you like T.O.M.!"

" What do you mean you want me to buy you some new clothes? I aint no T.O.M.!"

by JGSR July 28, 2006
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A Hot car that you don't intend to have for long. A car that was stolen, in order to use it for a crime or other purposes. A getaway car or a joy riding car.
Also, a car that has been borrowed to you for any reason.
"Man, I had to run from the cops in my Loaner last night."
"Hey, you still got that Loaner? I got a Lick I need to use it for tonight."
"Cops are stupid, i've been ridin' this Loaner for 6 months now!"
by JGSR July 17, 2006
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Pur-Rung-Giss with the emphasis on the second syllable.

Purungus is used to describe a large dog that is overly playful or rambunctious. This therm usually refers to a Pit Bull with a large head. Can be used as Purungus Head or Purungus Chest. Also, Purungafied.
Easily excited, Off-The-Walls, Nuts, Bull-In-A-China-Shop, Hyperactive, Zany
"My dog is such a Purungus! He jumps all over me when I come in the door. He tears up the house everytime I walk out the door. He stand taller than me on his hind legs and eats more than a hoarse. He runs thru the house and leaves huge paw prints everywhere. When ever he get riled up, he barks so loud the windows shake. That dog is totally Purungafied!"
by JGSR July 22, 2006
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Slang version of "Motherfucker"
Shortened for quick and easy usage and able to fit almost anywhere in any sentence or conversation.
Used in all the same instances as "motherfucker".
An extremely useful word, can be used to describe anything, any emothion or thought, or anybody.
Can be used either offensively and/or casually.
Mainly used in urban or ghetto settings.
Mainly used by Niggas, Bitches, Hoes, Pimps, Gangtas, Thugs, White people trying to act Black and anyone else.
"Fuck you, Mufuku!"
"Hand me that "mufukin" remote control"
"You know you my nigga, Mufuku!"
"C'mon Mufuku!"
"This mufuku, told me he couldn't get my mufukin money, cuz he lost his mufukin job, lyin ass mufuku!"
"I'm a crazy Mufuku!"

by JGSR March 21, 2006
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The remaining dust inside an empty container that previoulsy held contraband.

Not shit, but still enough to get you Hemmed Up by the pigs!
'I got pulled over last night, and busted over a baggy with residew in it!'

'When my house got raided, they found 28 baggies and charged me with 28 counts of posession for the residew!'

'Excuse me officer? Oh, of course not, that bag is from lunch.'
by JGSR December 4, 2006
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Also, Industry Hoe, Commercial Bitch, etc.

The vast majority of celebrities and iconic figures in today's Pop Culture are 'Industry Tricks'. Including Singers, Rappers, Actors, TV Personalities, Comedians, and other well known mainstream sources of influence. From Fashion Designers to Professional Athletes.
As opposed to an independent or underground artist, an 'Industry Trick' is compensated by different companies, corporations, and orginizations to maintain a certain image in order to generate commercial revenue and success, even if the 'Trick' themselves doesn't necessarily believe in the image or product(s) they are promoting. As an old adage goes, "Pimps don't MAKE hoes do anything." This is true, they simply offer the opportunity to capitalize on someone's recognizable skills. Give or take a few persuasive measures. In no way is this limited to the world of prostitution.
'Industry Tricks' choose to compensate themselves in exchange for fame and fortune. By signing contracts, they are legally bound to all that is outlined therein. 'Owned', if you will, by the Industry, all the while getting literally and metaphorically 'Fucked'.
Instead of acting out of pure motive, consultants project the 'Tricks' every move in the public eye, concerning target audience, impact on consumer opinion and motivation, and most of all fan base fluctuation.
The 'Industry Trick' is usually easily identifiable, though, at times, can become obscure to the untrained eye.
Most are completely transparent, but not invisible by any means. However, in an attempt to adapt a chameleon-like persona, some 'Tricks' are able to appear genuine, although their motives are truly artificial. This can often be referred to as, 'Talking out of both sides of your mouth.' or simply 'Bitch Made'.
Many 'Industry Tricks' are not renowned due to any admirable qualities or unique and fascinating talent. In fact, their pseudo-illustrious popularity is nothing more than over-blown publicity conveyed with a bit of charisma.
The process of breeding the 'Industry Trick' is widely known as commercialization. Using advanced marketing tactics that exploit primitive human-nature, the media uses the 'Tricks' to influence the masses. By creating the proper atmosphere, they are able to entice the populace, with imagery of wealth, happiness, beauty, sex, etc.
This deceives the people in to believing that if they imitate or emulate the 'Industry Trick' in any way, they too, will be rewarded with the same benefits. This behavior conditioning is called 'Monkey See, Monkey Do'.

WARNING: MOST 'INDUSTRY TRICKS' DON'T BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM, UNTIL IT DOES! DON'T BE NEXT, FREE YOUR MIND!
*Excited* FAKE: "If I was an Industry Trick, I could have a Bentley, a Rolex, a supermodel girlfriend, a mansion, my own T.V. show and clothing line, a movie and record deal, 2 yachts and world full of phony friends!"
*Realistic* REAL: "But you'd never get your dignity back."
*Puzzled* FAKE: "What?"
*Passionate* REAL: "Fuck The Industry!"
by JGSR September 17, 2007
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The Casualties of War are the crumbled bits of weed leftover on the tray after one rolls a blunt or joint.
Casualties are traditionally gathered into a small pile and loaded into a bong or bowl.
This term Can also refer to the chunks of weed that fall out of the end of the blunt or joint.
"Damn, that shisty fucker put the Casualties of War back in his bag instead of loadin' 'em up!"
"No way I can fit all this weed into this blunt. There will be mass Casualties of War!"
by JGSR July 22, 2006
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