ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.
"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."
by Jess April 25, 2004
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gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 16, 2005
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bum

lets just do nothing and bum around
by jess March 28, 2005
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pretty monster

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm
Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!
by Jess November 19, 2003
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tynan

hey look its lots of nice stuff
by jess May 18, 2004
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tynan

needs to reform his ways.
by jess May 14, 2004
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tynan

i hurt my shelf
ow, i hurt my shelf
by jess May 18, 2004
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