JEff's definitions

Sechs

A euphanism for sex. It is intended to be comical.

"Tell her that you've been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs."

by Jeff October 15, 2003

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005

blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

by jeff December 26, 2004

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 5, 2004

bedfreshments

The last food eaten before bed.
A bedtime snack.

Bowl of cereal.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

Kikyo

A stupid bitch thats always throwing Inuyasha off track and upsetting Kagome.

After Kikyo is a major character in an episode, it usually takes Inuyasha and or Kagome an episode or two to recover.

by Jeff September 15, 2004