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hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.
Im going to Hazlett you kitty.
by Jesus June 4, 2003
mugGet the hazlettmug.

russ maltese

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"
by jesus September 9, 2003
mugGet the russ maltesemug.

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
by Jesus October 31, 2003
mugGet the Wicked Karmamug.

c++

Object-Oriented C.

Uses similar syntax as the C language, so older programs can be made OO without the work of rewriting the code with new syntax.
I bought this book about C++ but I don't know what object oriented programming is, am I a programmer yet?
by Jesus December 7, 2003
mugGet the c++mug.

chaminade

And you thought CBC kids were fags. Give these guys a mirror and they'll be occupied for hours. Known for hooking up with some of the most stuck up Villa bitches around (and each others moms!), these guys love their money and their faces. You'll be able to easily spot these kids out at party... they'll be the ones planning to beat up the cops. If you find yourself pondering what these kids value in life... the answer is MONEY MOMS and MIRRORS.
Those Chaminade kids attempted to beat up the cops but ended up getting arrested. Not to worry though, their rich daddys bailed them out.
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)
by jesus April 17, 2005
mugGet the chaminademug.

lad

"that lads gay"
by Jesus April 22, 2003
mugGet the ladmug.

on the fence

I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck
by jesus September 1, 2003
mugGet the on the fencemug.

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