Definitions by JESUS

SAHBPS 

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

SAHBPS by Jesus September 17, 2003

GGJRDIH 

The acronym for Gotta Go, John Rhys-Davies Is Here

Sorry, GGJRDIH

GGJRDIH by Jesus September 17, 2003

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

SWBSMC by Jesus September 17, 2003

TCHBP 

That Clown Has Bell's Palsy!

TCHBP. (The definition is sufficient for the example)

TCHBP by Jesus September 17, 2003

GBOFFAFIMD 

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

GBOFFAFIMD by Jesus September 17, 2003

RICERS 

Deemed Noisy Morons With Noisy Cars Society by the Association of People Who Don’t Care What Letters in Acronyms Stand For

Stupid RICERS

RICERS by Jesus September 17, 2003

taint 

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

taint by Jesus September 16, 2003