JESUS's definitions

yomofo

Combination of the terms yo, as a greeting, and mofo, in one word. Not necessarily an insult, often used as a greeting to a long term friend similarly to nigga, though it can be a weak insult when applied to a stranger or enemy.

"Yomofo, howz it hangin?"
"Yomofo, get off ma turf!"

by jesus April 9, 2005

pus gut

a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them

wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.

by jesus June 18, 2004

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

krobar

A krobar is not just a typical crowbar. It is often enhanced in appearence in someway. The krobar is orrigianlly from Russia in the late 1950's. The Krobar is often painted black or camo, and is tri-pronged.

I used a Krobar to break into your house and eat your cornpuffs

by Jesus May 5, 2005

Indraroop

The most unusual name in the world, and a synonym for "Beauty of God".

"Hey, there's Indraroop - isn't he gorgeous?!!"

by Jesus April 17, 2005

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Kettou

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.

(See also Vian)

I pray to the Alimighty Kettou

by jesus March 5, 2004