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Squano Sex

to have sex like squirels, verticly
look its paul and josh having squano sex
by Jessica January 27, 2004
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hylogen

Jessica loves to play with her very tight hylogen.
by Jessica April 30, 2004
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maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari
jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!
by Jessica August 18, 2004
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cum landfill

a whore; someone who enjoys being filled with cum. Differs from a cum dumpster in that a cum dumpster refers to any normal woman, not specifically a whore.
Man, that ho is such a cum landfill. I bet it just spills out of her.
by Jessica March 28, 2005
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pulsar

My friend had a boyfriend who had a Pulsar, and he thought it was the hot shit, even though it was a very unreliable car. So her sister made it in inside joke. I guess you had to be there to get it, because I can't really explain it.
I'm out like a Pulsar. Yeah, the car.
by Jessica April 24, 2005
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Emotastic

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.
That song is Emotastic!
by Jessica December 19, 2004
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