JESSICA's definitions

jingle jangle the house

Clean up the house in a fashionable and quick manner. Usually involves bells tied around the wrists. Also usually your hair is wrapped in a hankercheif and a long flowing skirt will be worn while jingle jangling the house. This phrase stems from an early 60's when women were only incharge of the cleaning.

"I am going to jingle jangle the house today" said Mary.

by jessica April 12, 2004

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004

Greenday

The fuckin stupidest band in the world. the like to sing some fuckin stupid songs like "American Idiot" or "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".

Me: You gays are fags
Them: "Dont Wanna be an America Idiot"
Me: Dude you guys are american idiots
Them: Oh yea " I wanna be an American Idiot.

by Jessica March 11, 2005

White Widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by Jessica January 14, 2005

cum landfill

a whore; someone who enjoys being filled with cum. Differs from a cum dumpster in that a cum dumpster refers to any normal woman, not specifically a whore.

Man, that ho is such a cum landfill. I bet it just spills out of her.

by Jessica March 28, 2005

fiddizle

It's like;ok yea

for sure

by JeSsIcA May 1, 2003

Squano Sex

to have sex like squirels, verticly

look its paul and josh having squano sex

by Jessica January 27, 2004