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feminist

A feminist can be a man or a woman and it is the opposite of misogynist. Feminism has nothing to do with hating men (which is ridiculous) or being a lesbian (which is fine). It is accepting yourself and being strong in a male dominated society, supporting equal rights, pro choice, overall being proud to be a woman or supporting women who believe this.
I'm tired of all these deodorized tampons created by male dominated corporations. I don't my cunt to smell like flowers, I want my cunt to smell like fish!

-The Vagina Monologues
by jessica July 4, 2003
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Details Magazine

A stupid, racist publication who not only hired Whitney McNally but allowed her to put out the trash article "Gay or Asian?"
Details Magazine should rot on the newsstands.
by Jessica April 9, 2004
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Birtch

Suzanne you my birtch!
by Jessica February 1, 2005
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ckt

by Jessica January 28, 2004
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spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking
"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"
by Jessica September 11, 2003
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carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.
Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line
by Jessica December 11, 2003
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Barracks Hoe

A girl who sleeps with more than one person in the military at the same time. She is gang banged by an average of three Marines(etc) on one day.
Stephanie is such a barracks hoe, she slept with 3 Marines Saturday Night!
by Jessica October 26, 2003
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