JESSICA's definitions

schoener

s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.

Look there is schoener and his whoreish mother.

Schoener is a fag.

by Jessica March 15, 2005

masturbates

pulral of masturbat

the dog masterbates the man.

by jessica March 16, 2005

raincoat

when a guy cums all over a girl

He raincoated on me last night up the butt

by Jessica March 16, 2005

subterfuge

something intended to misrepresent the true nature of an activity

"he wasn't sick--it was just a subterfuge"; "the holding company was just a blind"

by Jessica March 17, 2005

P.I.M.P

positive intellectual motivated playa u kno

that nucca think he a pimp

by Jessica March 17, 2005

whacked

demented; not right in the head

When someone says the same thing to you ten times they're whacked.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

whacked

Demented; not right in the head

When someone says the same thing to you 10 times they're whacked.

by Jessica March 17, 2005