JESSICA's definitions

shigs/ and or shiggs

another word for sure
-stoners usually use the word
-its often used when your really excited

wanna go have sex??
oh for shigs

by Jessica August 22, 2003

Björk

Only the best female singer in the world, who is highly underrated.

# 1: Whose your favorite band?

Me: Björk

# 1: What's that?

Me: It's not a what, it's a she. www.bjork.com

by Jessica March 23, 2005

mofu

How "mofo" should be said...as it is supposed to be short-form for mother fucker...and fucker is clearly spelt with a u not an o

Happy birthday mofu!

by Jessica December 16, 2003

Woody Allen

also see: asiaphile, yellow fever

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!

by Jessica May 16, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

you know what jelly bracelets mean where i'm from?
blue=blue
pink=pink
black=black
...etc.

whoever the whore is that made this is should die. i've been asked a trillion times if the ones i wear mean anything and blah blah blah. no. they're bracelets. i like em. they're nifty. so whoever thinks they mean something should go... fuck a moose.

maybe the person was really ugly and jus wanted sex so they made up this stupid so called game...

by jessica July 12, 2004

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004

jingle jangle the house

Clean up the house in a fashionable and quick manner. Usually involves bells tied around the wrists. Also usually your hair is wrapped in a hankercheif and a long flowing skirt will be worn while jingle jangling the house. This phrase stems from an early 60's when women were only incharge of the cleaning.

"I am going to jingle jangle the house today" said Mary.

by jessica April 12, 2004