Definitions by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

Apartment Complex 

I find it quite simple.

Your "Apartment Complex" isn't complex at all!

Apartment Complex by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Kermit 

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

Kermit by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Dryer Lint 

A yummy meal.

Dryer lint is a yummy meal.

Dryer Lint by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 30, 2021

Minecraft 

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

Minecraft by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021

kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

man kool aid man just came through the wall

kool aid man by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elon Musk 

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elmo 

Being cool while there's sex going on.

That was so elmo when your were having sex.

Elmo by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 10, 2021