JESSE WE NEED TO COOK's definitions

Kermit

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elmo

Being cool while there's sex going on.

That was so elmo when your were having sex.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 10, 2021

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse

Where Mickey and his friends eat people.

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse, come inside we'll eat you alive.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 1, 2021

kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

man kool aid man just came through the wall

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Apartment Complex

I find it quite simple.

Your "Apartment Complex" isn't complex at all!

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021