Definitions by JESSE

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

Columbus Shelf by Jesse November 19, 2003

clodass

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk

outta my way you clodass

clodass by jesse November 17, 2003

Grable 

Grable:

Everything is ok.
Its all good.

"Yo J-dag how you doin mang?"
"Grable."

Grable by Jesse November 16, 2003

1st base 

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

1st base by jesse November 3, 2003

smuggling a yo yo 

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

smuggling a yo yo by Jesse November 2, 2003

hick 

those people who talk funny in texas chainsaw massacre or someone who lives in a oldschool silver, shiny pill shaped trailer, talks funny, has a mullet, wears trucker hats, has ripped up jeans and a belt with a semi truck or a gun on their belt buckle

hey look its billy bob johnson what a fuckin hick lets go piss on his trailer and put sand in his dirtbike

hick by jesse November 2, 2003

shower babies 

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

shower babies by Jesse October 29, 2003