stoke

Another term/word for a cigarette.
"Hey Joseph, you gotta stoke?"
by Jesse May 13, 2005
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Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.
Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
by Jesse November 19, 2003
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Staten Island

The long lost bourough of NYC. Staten Island has the biggest wiggers in the world. Kids from Todt Hill drive around in there Escalades and Mercades listening to rap and hate all the black, mexicans, Puerto Ricans that drive by them.

Also, where i live. -.-; The garbe hole of the world.
Staten Island should get flooded and die
by Jesse February 25, 2005
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mexicoon

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon
lots of mexicoons live in texas
by Jesse June 02, 2004
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The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.
Jesse THEBODY .. yes..
by Jesse February 28, 2005
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rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.
"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"
by jesse May 18, 2004
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acid

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.
"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"

or

"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"
by Jesse March 06, 2005
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