shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse April 05, 2005

yatchery

a place where yatches (beeyotches or otherwise) are hatched.

the yatchery down the street has produced some of the finest grade A

by jesse October 24, 2004

coo

another word for couchie

baby ur coo is so warm and juicy

by jesse March 08, 2005

slippage

the act or result of too much lube on a sexual partner.

I was bangin her out but the lube caused some slippage and i fell and broke my hip.

by Jesse March 03, 2005

act a fool

Something a southern person says to someone who is being dumb or stupid.

Lets all act a fool ,like Ludacris!

by jesse June 18, 2004

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 05, 2005

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004