skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.
Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.
by jerry March 24, 2004
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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 09, 2004
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Surveillance

The ahhh inspiring demi god like beings that administrate cotrol over all that is gaming!
Dont do it! Surveillance will see you!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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laminator

Laminator is in many pornos.
by jerry March 24, 2004
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panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
by jerry January 27, 2004
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primus

Talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and bassist in the world
Welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champane and swimming pools
And all you have to do is lose your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight
Just stick around and take a bite
Of life, we don't need febalness in this proximity

Welcome to this world
by Jerry September 12, 2003
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charas

Usually very good type of hashish from the Indian province of Charas. It has a nice taste to it, and a high concentration of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.
"€15,- charas graag"
by jerry January 26, 2004
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