Definitions by JERKER19
Minnesota
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Hollister Co.
a store that's really dark so you don't see the ridiculous prices of the clothes until you get to the counter. it also has a screen of the beaches in LA. even if you live in Texas. and don't care about the beaches. you still get to see it.
they also sell lip gloss. buy your surfer clothes. get some lip gloss.
they also sell lip gloss. buy your surfer clothes. get some lip gloss.
Lauren: Dude, i just spent 300 dollars in Hollister today. and i had no idea it was gonna come out to that much.
Grace: what? didn't you check the prices?
Lauren: have you not been into that store? its too dark to see the sales associate that's telling you where to go!
Grace: well, that's Hollister Co. for ya.
Grace: what? didn't you check the prices?
Lauren: have you not been into that store? its too dark to see the sales associate that's telling you where to go!
Grace: well, that's Hollister Co. for ya.
Hollister Co. by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
Stephen Strasburg
The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.
Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.
Girlfriend: I already have
Girlfriend: I already have
Stephen Strasburg by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
Goth
State of mind, with no regret of being ones own person. One who doesn't strive to be a clone of everyone else. Someone with there own mind set, not willing to change a belief because of anyone but themselves. They don't go out of there way to become someones friend but is a good one if u know one. Not always the nicest, can become pissed off very easily if annoyed but an ignorant asshole.
Foamy-"Goth is not a fashion statement just like punk."
Foamy-"Goth is not a fashion statement just like punk."
that's what she said
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
that's what she said by JERKER19 July 18, 2010