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For Pete's Peppers

An phrase used to express the pure magnitude of one's frustration towards another individual or situation. Usually preformed in conjunction with a high leg kick.
Coach Hines: "I want you to fill this cup up with your fluids pronto."

Student: "Uhh, masterbation is a sin."

Coach HInes: "God for Pete's peppers son! I'm talking about wanting a shot of your lemonade not your man gravy. Now you get back in that can and you fill this cup or I will take this whistle and wrap it around your tent maker and squeeze it out myself!"
For Pete's Peppers by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Hollister Co. 

a store that's really dark so you don't see the ridiculous prices of the clothes until you get to the counter. it also has a screen of the beaches in LA. even if you live in Texas. and don't care about the beaches. you still get to see it.

they also sell lip gloss. buy your surfer clothes. get some lip gloss.
Lauren: Dude, i just spent 300 dollars in Hollister today. and i had no idea it was gonna come out to that much.

Grace: what? didn't you check the prices?

Lauren: have you not been into that store? its too dark to see the sales associate that's telling you where to go!

Grace: well, that's Hollister Co. for ya.
Hollister Co. by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Stephen Strasburg 

The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.
Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.

Girlfriend: I already have
Stephen Strasburg by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
State of mind, with no regret of being ones own person. One who doesn't strive to be a clone of everyone else. Someone with there own mind set, not willing to change a belief because of anyone but themselves. They don't go out of there way to become someones friend but is a good one if u know one. Not always the nicest, can become pissed off very easily if annoyed but an ignorant asshole.

Foamy-"Goth is not a fashion statement just like punk."
Person 1-"Dude that kid is Goth."

Person 2-"No that kid is emo, Goths can't just go buy a couple things at Hot Topic and be a Goth."

Person 1-"Oh yeah, well that make sense."
Goth by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
Those pics look good in b/w
b/w by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

that's what she said 

buy that's what she said mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe most versatile joke on Earth.
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."

"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."

"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone!) 

Bitch Is Gone! Acronym signifying the end of a realtionship or marriage to a complete Bitch.
I'm glad B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone!)