JEN's definitions

R.O.F.L

R.O.F.L=Rolling On Floor Laughing

boy:have you ever seen a llama on the floor doing a cartwheel while balancing three plates on his head?
girl:..NO! HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY IM R.O.F.L.!!!!

by jen June 16, 2006

luka kovac

the hottest doctor on er

Luka Kovac can give me a physical anytime.

by JEN April 1, 2005

pbrownwhale

(1)The smile on my face, the sparkle in my eye, the amazment in my thoughts, the bounce in my step, the wiggle in my excitement, the beauty in my day - the LOVE IN MY LIFE.(2) The source of pampering and princess treatment that is oh so enjoyed and appreciated.

Oh pbrownwhale, how I love you!

by Jen February 26, 2004

3 knuckle shuffle

Another term for female masterbation see also flick the bean

"Nah, I'm sorry Linda, I can't hang out tonight. I had a bad day. I think I'm just going to go home, do the 3 knuckle shuffle and go to bed."

by Jen February 28, 2004

my chemical romance

A band that once was cool when noone new of them... Now that all the 12 year old girls and midlife chrisis parents know of them one might feel the need not to listen.

grade 5:My chemical romance WOOT GERard is sexy woot!
old mcr fan: Kill me.
to bad for 3 cheers for sweet revenge

by Jen June 1, 2006

enzo

My crackhead cat that is named after the car!!

Enzo Fat Fuck Kitty is his name!

by Jen September 15, 2004

school

Legalized child labor disguised as an institute of learning. Has its benefits, but so does cocaine.
See also, concentration camp, prison, slavery.

I want to learn more now that I've (barely)escaped school.

by jen August 23, 2003