JDex 's definitions

powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.

She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

by JDex July 2, 2017

milkstamp

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.

"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?

by Jdex August 8, 2010

sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampede

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.

Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!

by Jdex August 8, 2010

skim milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.

"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."

by Jdex August 8, 2010