2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.
She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.
by Jdex August 07, 2010
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milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.
The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.
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spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
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skim milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.
"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."
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sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
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milkstamp

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.
"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
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milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.
She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life
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