JDex 's definitions

milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.

She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.

The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.

Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

by JDex July 2, 2017

sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

skim milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.

"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampede

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.

Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!

by Jdex August 8, 2010