Definitions by JDex

slip Mahoney 

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

slip Mahoney by JDex July 2, 2017

milkstamp 

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.

"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?

milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

skim milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.

"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."

skim milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

2% milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.

She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.

2% milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

whole milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.

Did you see that topless woman give that guy a whole milkstamp? Lucky stiff!

whole milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

sloppy milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

sloppy milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010