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cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)
by JD December 23, 2004
mugGet the cock deliverymug.

for-serious

are you forseriousss
by jd April 11, 2005
mugGet the for-seriousmug.

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
mugGet the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug.

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.
Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!
by jd January 30, 2004
mugGet the hella-toolmug.

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.
"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."
by JD April 21, 2005
mugGet the Yetrismug.

scranus

by JD April 10, 2003
mugGet the scranusmug.

ganger

A hot chick who eludes to or is interested in sex with multiple partners, an orgy. A young female who's appearance and/ or behaviour lends itself to an orgy. Someone who looks beautiful but is nonetheless a slut, or who you wished was a slut.
Man, that chick that served me at McDonalds was an absolute ganger!
by JD March 28, 2005
mugGet the gangermug.

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