JD's definitions

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

Tundra Pussy

A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.

That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.

by JD October 8, 2004

Jamie!

Homo, faggot, flamer, fairy, poofter, butt monkey, butt pirate, cum drinker, poo puncher, back door bandit, pillow biter, Lavender, ball crawler, poonce, donut puncher, ass sucker.

A Big Fat Stupid Limp-Wristed Homosexual aka Jimmy...

Guy#1: Oi Jamie!

Guy#2: SHUTUP IM NOT GAY!

Guy#1: Sure Jimmy....

by JD February 1, 2005

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

odoriferarian

A person who catalogs smells.

Oh, you're looking for the wet dog smell. Just ask the odoriferarian!

by jd April 17, 2003

Marvel zombie

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

by jd January 3, 2005

tall boy

when i am sitting on the toilet taking a dookie and sean hummin' on my boner. hmmmm.

Nothing feels so nice as when sean cracks a tall boy.

by jd March 22, 2003