JD's definitions

for-serious

Meaning are you serious, or are you sure

When the coach said they would have to do 100 push-ups they all replied, "are you for-serious

by jd April 11, 2005

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005

blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

by JD April 7, 2005

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 3, 2005

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

buff

When someone is looking fine u say they are buff (London ting)

Manz was buff

by Jd July 28, 2003

examnesia

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.

Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.

by JD January 26, 2004