JC's definitions

Excitebike

The original Shiznit. It sux when you overheat though.

I got Excitebike for Christmas in 1988.

by JC March 22, 2005

nova

A community college in northen virginia for university rejects

I'm only going to nova, but I'm transfering next semester.

by JC May 27, 2004

blue balls

What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.

I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.

by JC October 16, 2004

blocka

fuck you, fuck it

blocka motherfucker!

by jc July 16, 2003

maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 28, 2002

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

cumtaminate

one who contaminates with cum

he totally cumtaminated her.

by JC October 14, 2003