JC's definitions

Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

by JC February 17, 2004

neologism

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.

"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."

by JC February 17, 2004

slunt

Pretty much every fuckhead who listens to modern music or who watches TV, or who sells this shit to others.

Damn! Tom Brokaw is such a slunt.

by JC February 17, 2004

Pennsylvania

A great place to find Intercourse.

Dude?! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.

by JC February 17, 2004

virgin hair

hair that has not been dyed, bleached, permed, straightened i.e. it's hair that has not been chemically treated one way or another

it's so hard to find virgin hair nowadays

by JC February 1, 2004

finest

gangsta Counter-Strike player

finest owns all the noobs in counter-strike

by jc February 1, 2004

Pwease

A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.

Pwease, do this for me Pwease!

by JC January 15, 2004