Any of the 6-10 year old girls (and sometimes boys) that have been phsycologically brainwashed by Disney Channel.
Disney Channel is killing your little sibling from the inside out, but it's too late to save her... she's already been captivated by the glamour....she will soon become a Disney Bitch
by JBurton31 April 20, 2010
Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason.
The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.
Why???
We may never know.
The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.
Why???
We may never know.
I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework.
Among things I'd rather do:
Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again
And Much, Much More...
And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)
Among things I'd rather do:
Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again
And Much, Much More...
And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)
by JBurton31 April 20, 2010
A completely irrational ideology--one that does not make sense.
by JBurton31 April 30, 2010
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"
--Bill Cosby
--Bill Cosby
by JBurton31 April 15, 2010
Democratic Republic of the Congo/
Republique Democratique du Congo (French)
Former Names Include:
Congo Free State
Belgian Congo
Leopoldville
Congo/Kinshasa
Zaire
Capitol: Kinshasa
Republique Democratique du Congo (French)
Former Names Include:
Congo Free State
Belgian Congo
Leopoldville
Congo/Kinshasa
Zaire
Capitol: Kinshasa
The DRC/RDC is a large nation in central Africa situated in the Congo Basin. It has the largest land area of all African nations and is second to Sudan in total area.
Ironically, for most of it's existance, it was neither a democracy nor a republic,
Go figure!
Ironically, for most of it's existance, it was neither a democracy nor a republic,
Go figure!
by JBurton31 April 18, 2010
The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.
by JBurton31 May 03, 2010
What itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"
Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"
Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"
Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"
Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.
That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"
Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"
Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"
Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.
That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
by JBurton31 April 18, 2010