JBurton31's definitions

Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.

It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.

by JBurton31 April 14, 2010

Jesus Christ

Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby

by JBurton31 April 15, 2010

1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

AK-47

What people buy when they can't afford an M16.

"Doy you have an M16?"

"No, I have an AK-47."

"Pussy."

by JBurton31 April 8, 2010

America

America Is... (By Me)

A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free

America is up to you,
Not up to me;

It all depends on what you see.

America can't be defined by anyone but you.
SO DO IT YOURSELF! CUZ' I AIN'T GONNA'.

by JBurton31 April 12, 2010

DRC/RDC

Democratic Republic of the Congo/
Republique Democratique du Congo (French)

Former Names Include:

Congo Free State
Belgian Congo
Leopoldville
Congo/Kinshasa
Zaire

Capitol: Kinshasa

The DRC/RDC is a large nation in central Africa situated in the Congo Basin. It has the largest land area of all African nations and is second to Sudan in total area.

Ironically, for most of it's existance, it was neither a democracy nor a republic,

Go figure!

by JBurton31 April 18, 2010

manbearpig

1/2 bear, 1/2 man, 1/2 pig... 150% retarded.

Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig. It's me, Al Gore.

by JBurton31 September 14, 2010