by JB_Finesse December 03, 2005
Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
by JB_Finesse September 24, 2005
Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.
Dumbass: What the SHIT?
Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*
Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?
Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*
Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*
Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*
Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?
Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*
Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*
by JB_Finesse December 04, 2005
A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.
by JB_Finesse May 29, 2005
A song by Green Day that has been overplayed and turned into shit. The first time I heard it I thought it was all right, but now it's been played shitloads of times all over the world, and if I hear it again I'm shooting somebody. It doesn't matter who, but hopefully it'll be somebody whose death will STOP THE FUCKING SONG!
Some Gerow: I just downloaded Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Me: What the fuck for?
Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.
Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
Me: What the fuck for?
Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.
Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
by JB_Finesse June 03, 2005
by JB_Finesse September 17, 2005
1. The crunkularity of the Ipod remains to be seen.
2. Your crunkularity will be determined with a deathmatch in (insert video game here).
3. I have only recently discovered the crunkularity of Bawls.
2. Your crunkularity will be determined with a deathmatch in (insert video game here).
3. I have only recently discovered the crunkularity of Bawls.
by JB_Finesse May 24, 2005