JB_Finesse's definitions

crunkularity

How crunk something is. Related to crunkular.

1. The crunkularity of the Ipod remains to be seen.
2. Your crunkularity will be determined with a deathmatch in (insert video game here).
3. I have only recently discovered the crunkularity of Bawls.

by JB_Finesse May 26, 2005

crunkular

1. Relating to crunk and other words stemming from it.
2. A very 80's way to say crunk.

1. We shall test the crunkularity of this movie/entertainment device/other.
2. Dude, that's crunkular!

by JB_Finesse May 26, 2005

thumbectomy

A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...

1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...

2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!

by JB_Finesse October 1, 2005

.357 magnum

Not "one of the most powerful bullets in the world", but still not bad. You won't be feeling too good after being shot with one, that's for damn sure. Even though it's called a .357, it uses a .38 bullet with a slightly longer cartridge case (so you don't blow up a .38 gun by trying to shoot .357's through it) and a lot more powder to propel it with, making it better than a regular .45 and definitely better than the .38 it's based on.

.38's can be fired through a .357 in case you're a pansy, or a woman and you can't handle the recoil, or if you're just target shooting and you don't want to spend the extra money on the bullets.

Also used to refer to a gun firing that kind of ammo. Not everyone knows if the guy is carrying a Colt Python or a Smith and Wesson model 19 or whatever the fuck.

1. I saw some guy take a .357 magnum hollow point to the head once. His brains were EVERYWHERE, man!

2. Hey, that dude's walking around with a .357 magnum stuffed into the crotch of his pants! This isn't a movie! He's gonna blow his fuckin' nuts off!

by JB_Finesse May 8, 2006

OVA

Another word for "over".

Who da FUCK be dat mothafucka ova dere?

by JB_Finesse July 24, 2008

Phung

An object that can only be seen after taking LSD.

I make out objects in the room... A desk, a lamp, a chair, a phung.

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008