dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004
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cucuy

Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)
Viene el cucuy! (Here comes the cucuy!)
by JB April 12, 2005
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Weaksauce

sucky, weak, something that isn't strong
That chick's boyfriend is weaksauce.
by jb November 06, 2001
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Links Lagger

The one person in a foursome, while playing golf, that is constantly lagging behind and holding up the pace of play for the others.
Should we let the Links Lagger know were playing golf this weekend, and if we do should we make him geta cart?
by JB March 12, 2003
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meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.
That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.
by JB February 28, 2005
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keek

that was absolutely keek
by JB June 19, 2006
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Stinkbox

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy
she had a right dirty stinkbox.
by JB October 17, 2003
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