Gone

"going to" or "about to"

"I'm gone holla at ya later, patna."

by JB January 26, 2005

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

by JB June 23, 2004

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

by JB November 13, 2003

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration

Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.

by JB October 06, 2005

warner brother

tell someone to lookout,

The next u see a police,warner brother!

by jb January 30, 2004

ragweek

stay the fuck away from them!

hi john, whats up?

well asshat, its my slutbitchwhore's ragweek and as a result, her stinkbox is covered in cranberry sauced and i cant get so much as a cheeky fook without my cock looking like Dracula!

by JB October 25, 2003

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004