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cucuybird

The 3rd (pre-adolescent) stage of development in the life cycle of the cucuy. A winged, hummingbird-sized alien being found exclusively in the forests of central New Mexico, USA. The cucuybird feeds on insects as it gains strength before growing into the chupacabra, or adolescent-phase cucuy. When feeding, the cucuybird emits a high-pitched chirping sound much similar to sky-cars on the popular 80's children's cartoon, "The Jetsons". (see also: cucuy, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)
Hey, look! Theres a cucuybird. That thing's gonna be pretty scary in a few months.
by JB April 12, 2005
mugGet the cucuybirdmug.

luvergrrl

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.
Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.
by jB August 24, 2003
mugGet the luvergrrlmug.

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
by jb October 26, 2004
mugGet the Velcro Glovesmug.

gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.
Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'
by jb January 16, 2004
mugGet the gizzamug.

Osgiliath

A former royal capital of the Kingdom of Gondor. Osgiliath occupied both banks of the Anduin River in Gondor, situated between Minas Anor (aka Minas Tirith) in the west and Minas Ithil (aka Minas Morgul) in the east. The ancient city of Osgiliath was the jewel of the kingdom of Gondor, a center of culture and great beauty. Large, graceful bridges spanned the river and connected its two halves, one of the seven palantiri of the kingdom was kept there.

When Sauron returned to power and captured Minas Ithil, Osgiliath had already been in decline. Repeated attacks upon the city by the Nazgul and other followers of Sauron did not help matters. In the battles over the city, its bridges and great buildings were destroyed and control was divided between the west bank and the east bank. Eventually the city was abandoned and the capital moved to Minas Anor, but it remained an army outpost and a major point of contention between Mordor and Gondor. Even after the War of the Ring, it is unknown whether the city was rebuilt or not, though its abandoned ruins alone would have been a significant draw for many visitors to the area.
Osgiliath was featured in the movies The Two Towers and The Return of the King.
by JB March 6, 2004
mugGet the Osgiliathmug.

flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys
Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!
by JB February 28, 2005
mugGet the flat bagmug.

Sacs

Adam said that stripper he hired costed 200 sacs.
by jb November 6, 2001
mugGet the Sacsmug.

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