Schtig

"Let's go for a schtig" or
"It's Schtig o'clock"
by JB January 30, 2004
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whodey

Wassup, whodey!?
by jb January 17, 2004
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cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.
"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)
by JB July 19, 2003
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lvt

lvt means "leuk voor thuis", nice to take with you.
When you burglar a house and see something you like, you say: LVT
by JB June 14, 2004
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catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats
Look, he is wearing his cat-pants
by JB November 22, 2003
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The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!
by JB September 27, 2005
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deanroy

A generic name used for estate chavs that dwell within England's burgeoning underclass network of council hice (plural of house) across the country.
Dean is a boffdog name and 'roy' should be added to any respectable English name to thus far chaverise it to a level that can be comprehended by those who believe school is where one goes to score marijuana or "link bud" as they refer to it, and to have oral sex performed on them by girls with an encyclopaedia's worth of communicable sexual diseases (Leanne from Bestwood. See bestwoodite)
"Yo Deanroy, you got a new tracksuit-dan? Its lookin heavy as my bling mate!"

"Ivandandeanroybeefcheeseskeefyoof!"
"Aye-Skeif"
(this means hello, how are you today)
by JB May 16, 2004
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