JB's definitions

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).

I gave him a fist job for Valentines day

by JB February 27, 2005

Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.

You can tell he did time at the sausage house.

by JB March 10, 2003

Paris

Capital of France and one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Doesn't have Rome's history, but is much more beautiful than Rome and is much less expensive than London.

Paris is one of my favorite cities.

by JB June 23, 2004

hello boys

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Hello boys refers to the spreading of the legs while either performing a handstand or sitting midair on straightened arms.

And.......wait fot it......hello boys!

by JB February 28, 2005

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by jb May 22, 2003