prison fart

A fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Due to the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex, the anus is loosened, and thus, farts exit the anus without making much noise

Dude... That was a prison fart! Cut that sh*t out!

by Jason January 02, 2004

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The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 23, 2005

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Wallyass

1. A person behaving in an idiotic manner. Typically used as a term for high school students acting stupid.

2. A lazy person.

"Don't be such a wallyass."

"Get a job, you wallyass."

by Jason March 20, 2004

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California

The best, most beautiful state in the U.S. Has the most to offer out of any state.

California is my home, therefore I'm happy.

by Jason June 21, 2007

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jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate

Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!

by Jason October 01, 2004

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