JAson's definitions

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

68

A sexual(often oral) favor performed by someone without receiving the favor in return.

69

Man: "Hey baby, how about we 69?"

Woman: "How about we 68?"

Man:"?"

Woman: "That's where you do me and I owe ya one."

by jason December 6, 2004

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003

biatch

one who is feable or pathetic; one who acts out of cowardace (usually male); origin: Snoop Dogg

News anchor Bill O'Reilly

by Jason May 13, 2005

Take it like a champ!

1. Not fagging out.
2. Walking it off.
3. Sucking it up.
4. Don't be a pussy.

Hey bitch, you like that? Bend over and take it like a champ!

by Jason May 24, 2004

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004