netsplit

When one group of servers turns into two groups of servers due to bad lag.

"Netsplit. We're done for. This is the big one! Gaaah..." - Fredyk Phox

by James August 16, 2004

Ilpalazzo

The baddest badass of them all.

Lord Ilpalazzo is a badass.

by James June 28, 2003

Dont sway

Dont worry, dont stress

dont sway bout that test man

by james November 23, 2003

???????

verb symbol - used when someone is confused.

??????? ... huh?

by James September 21, 2003

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

tubthumping

Tubthumping is going out and singing and having drinks after protesting.

Song by chumbawamba:
I get knocked down, but I get up again...

Tubthumping was something the Irish did when they were revolting against England. The word was made popular recently by the Anarchist band Chumbawamba, with their song by that title.

by James February 20, 2005

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

by James February 22, 2005