JAck's definitions

poopsicle

a chocalety substance that comes out of the anal area that goes on a stick and put in either the refridgerator or freezer and is good for anytime.

we have winterfrsh and mint poopsicle

by jack October 23, 2003

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

twenty ones

Twenty one inch diameter wheels or rims, on luxury cars.

I got twenty ones rubbing on my Benz.

by Jack December 28, 2003

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

lesbian seagull

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.

Come fly with me, lesbian seagull

by Jack August 3, 2004

onice

Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.

RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby

by Jack August 14, 2004

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005