cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates
1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?
by Jack September 26, 2003
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jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format
I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.
by jack January 26, 2004
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Europe

Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.
"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
by jack June 19, 2003
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Hey Guys

Someone who tries to be cool but is not.
Marty is so hey guys. He wears his collar up all the time.
by Jack April 28, 2003
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headies

"yo dude, do you see that wave?! it's the headies!"
by Jack August 23, 2004
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year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.
"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."
by JACK April 08, 2005
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tricks

That hoe turns like 100 tricks a day
by Jack May 13, 2005
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