JAY's definitions

tubelight

Someone who takes long time to understand a little thing

Jay tells a joke and Beboo understands after 1 hour.
Beboo is a tubelight!!

by Jay April 6, 2005

pops

short for tittypops ,

check out those pops

by jay June 25, 2004

Swangas

we swang glass 84's in that H-Town (Houston)

by jay May 14, 2003

Netter

Wicked cool dude. Likes beer and women, or beer on women, or women who consume beer.

Way cooler than Evan, Dennis and Jim, and has way better luck with the ladies.

Has a golden star from Lana.

Once again, way cooler than the above.

Netter, that guy is the guy man.

by Jay October 8, 2004

stem

the dick, not including the head.

when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.

by Jay May 29, 2003

mlbauh

A saying,said in response to something. Instead of saying yes, you would say "mlbauh!" Popularized by Mr. David Rader

"Will this be on the homework: NO"
"Will this be on the test?"
"MLBAUH"

by Jay March 10, 2004

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004