JAY's definitions

sylph

Elemental spirit of the air. commonly faeries with wings.

Hey, look a sylph, wow!

by Jay December 2, 2004

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

ddb

dozy daft bastard

this is david burrell's nick name as full name is
david denis burrell

he is a genetic hy-brid of mr bean and norman wisdom

DDB has screwed it up again

by jay February 11, 2004

nargis

Nargis - The fountain girl that'll sqirt and peel pain off the walls....

by Jay August 21, 2003

paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

by Jay April 23, 2005

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

sport

Counter Strike or Dance Dance Revolution

Jay plays cs and ddr all day competitiousely, it must be a sport.

by Jay March 17, 2003