JAY's definitions

lunch box

a familiar term for a fat guy (usually your friend, or hetero-life partner)

"Hey, Lunchbox!!! Check out the tits on that bitch!!!"

by jay February 5, 2003

Californian

One who loves experimenting with the same sex and performs a genre of music known as Emocore.

"You faggot-ass Californian!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

cheef

Another expression for the terms Idiot, nobber. prat or something along the same lines.

<bob> hahah bib i did ur missus the other day
<bib> shut up bob u stupid cheef

by Jay July 7, 2004

schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 26, 2004

duce duces

noun-22 inch wheels

I got that new benz truck sittin on duce duces.

by Jay January 24, 2004