civil engineer

builders of everyything big and useful, mostly dislexic, counts as far as 4 as bigger numbers can be ignored, drink a lot, responsible for the future of your roads, railyways, tunnels and bridges. There's something to think about when you travel outside.

engineer 1. This looks a bit iffy.
engineer 2. yeah, but nevermind it'll do.
engineer 1. you're right let's go for a pint.
engineer 2. good idea, just remember not to drive over this bridge.

by jason April 13, 2004

Disingenuous

Insincere, not straight-forward

by Jason December 27, 2002

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 05, 2004

flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.

When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.

by Jason May 10, 2004

Morphenomenal

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

by Jason March 13, 2004

Fazizzle

It has gone crazy

My shizzle has gone fazizzle

by jason December 10, 2003

GP

1. Abv. A General Practiciton.
2. Abv. Graheme Park - A badass area in Londons bourough of Barnet.

1. "Francescas, goto the GP and get your HIV test done."

2. "The whole of GP is after us!"

by Jason May 24, 2003