Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
by Jason August 01, 2004
A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.
by Jason June 26, 2003
a term, derived from the common folklore tale of the Yeti and Rye’s very own Jamie Gay, used to describe his Yeti-like qualities.
by Jason January 11, 2005
A great up and coming band which mixes Rock and Roll with Blues, and spanish rock, with influences by Stevie Ray Vaughn( a guitar God) and Richie Valens(who was big but I think sucks balls)
by Jason January 18, 2004
-You are not a believer of the PUDDING!
-PUDDING rules you and your little hamster named bob!
-Suck my PUDDING hole!
-PUDDING rules you and your little hamster named bob!
-Suck my PUDDING hole!
by Jason November 14, 2004
by Jason November 12, 2003