weezer

the most amazing band in the entire world! with amazing melodies and lyrics. they're not emo. so all you fags who think it is go to fucking hell!

some kid: weezer is a emo wannabe
me: shut the fuck up and go cry you little emo fag. weezer is not emo, they're not going to be emo, so keep your damn hardcore shit to yourself you winny fag!

by james October 22, 2004

vehwelmence

to say something with flair and style.

that speech was done with vehwelmence!

by James November 13, 2003

mowd

When one eats or drinks at an insane rate of speed.

"Holy shit Kyle, you just mowd down that pizza."
"God damn Garett, you just mowd down that beer."
"Wow dude, you just mowd down that Chalupa."

by James May 22, 2006

james_bond_rulez

a sexy, muscular, well suited gentleman who has a license to kill any fags that pisses him off.

james_bond_rulez vows to kick osama bin laden in the ballz and bring him to justice

by james January 12, 2004

Foot job

Masturbation by someones foot

He painted her toenails cream

by James March 11, 2003

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 25, 2003

mtv

Cable television station. Acronym (ironically) stands for "Music TeleVision." The only shows you'll actually find are contrived so-called "reality" shows like Road Rules and Real World where a bunch of overpriveleged 21-year olds sit around their rooms all day and night while exotic locales most of us will never see exist 20 feet outside their doors and bitch about how much they hate wheover's not in the room at that particular moment.

I thought I saw a music video on MTV last night in between episodes of "Real World Beirut" and "Real World Sri Lanka" but it was just a Panteen commerical.

by James October 20, 2003