JAMEs's definitions

Vrumpskee

A move preformed by the male humanoid... Where he inserts his head between the cushion of the female’s bosom and yells VVVVVVRUMPSKEE as he shakes his head! A great sensation for both sides..

Jimmy was thrilled to get a Vrumpskee from Jane, because jane has double D's!

by James March 23, 2005

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

PMW

Posh Mans Wank.
A wank with a condom on

He couldn't be arsed to clean up after him so he wore a condom

by James March 10, 2003

Hellie

A really funny person, but if you dont them then you dont take the time to get to know them. They are the person everybody secretly wants to be.

I know shes so cool, shes a Hellie!!!

by James September 20, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

mantas

a double ray(s)
Put two rays together to make one.
Four in the pink four in the stink

'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'

by james March 7, 2005

wankel

Name - Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

by James October 20, 2003